Suddenly Orange

( 100 Art Theme Table )

Current Mood: busy

Posted 11/06/07(Tue)01:10:10 No.44570761

"I'm a teacher and until recently part of my job involved invigilating (watching over students as they take) exams. Deathly dull work until we brightened it up with ugly kid battle ships. Each seat had a reference number, and myself and the two or three other staff would stroll around writing down the numbers of where we thought the 8 ugliest kids sat. We would then meet and try to guess each others numbers. Endless variations - smelly kid, geeky kid etc.

"We also played slow Pacman, one would be Pacman and the others were ghosts and we had to chase around the exam hall at slow envigilator speed, if the ghosts got to a corner spot the tide was turned for 5 mins."

Just a funny anonymous post on a message board that I wanted to share. Who knew teachers were people too.

Current Mood: giggly

Dear Super Smash Brothers Brawl Team:

Thanks for the fanservice!

Current Mood: nerdy

1. YOUR REAL NAME:
Jennifer

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)
Jenizzle. Wtf.

( name meme )

Current Mood: bored

It's been going around - the first time I saw it was months ago, but I came across it again today and decided to do it.

Current Mood: pensive

I really need practice with more "advanced" coloring methods instead of just selecting three different shades of the same color to slap onto a surface.

( Yes, it's SSBM Marth REPPUKENing )

Ignoring the pose/anatomy/lack thereof I know I have some good artists on my f-list, now GIVE ME CRITIQUES YOU LAZY MOTHERFUCKERS.

Please?


On a different note, this hideous piece of fecal matter is the second entry when searching google for "coloring tutorial".

This is the third. And it is even more hideous.

Seriously, what are these people thinking? I can understand if you're not the best at drawing, because we all started there, but, why, why teach other people how to draw as badly as you do?

And if anyone wants it, I will put up a list of "good" tutorials I have found online.

Current Mood: seriously wtf

3D Pinball Space Cadet.

Does anyone else play this game? Becuase it is awesome. And it makes me happy.


My high scores and a game that I just lost at. It was looking up at the beginning, too. Yeah, I know, I'm not too good at it (never been able to get past the rank ENSIGN), but damn it's addicting. I edited out my name, if you're wondering what's behind the gray blob.

As for RL: One week off of school isn't that great.

Current Mood: enthralled

I have startling news. I have started a new comic. I have just "finalized" page one, and I am posting it here.

Some background info on this is here for your convienience. I recently decided that I need practice drawing, as turning out high-quality (or at least not shitty quality) pictures quickly is not a particular skill of mine. So, I decided to draw a comic, though it is probably closer to what some people would call a "doujinshi". But that is a sickening word, mostly because I'm afraid I'll be called a japanophile or a weeaboo, depending on where you are from.

Anyway, even though I'm not a member of the FFVIII fandom, I'm still drawing a comic based on a battle between Seifer and Squall. This is actually based on the story Defining Love by DB2020, which is a SeiferSquall mpreg-based fanfiction that doesn't suck (unlike many of similar genre), has superb characterization, and is all-around awesome. If you've read it, then you will know that this is based on the fight scene in Chapter 10.

( Page 1 )

Current Mood: blank

Rofl My Wofl

COCKBLOCK

Current Mood: devious

For the past few hours, I have been playing a very involving, very sophisticated, graphics-intensive game.

Here is a screenshot from it.


( That's right, Oregon Trail. )

Current Mood: amused

An art update, because I really haven't updated in forever.

I post to this journal not-so-often.

( 3 images under cut - SSBM, Zelda, and strangely enough, Harry Potter. )

Current Mood: calm
Current Music: Some classical stuff.

Well, I'm late by only 21 hours, but here I am, wishing you a

Current Mood: okay

Current Mood: horny

A list of things I must do for people.

1. Kindom of Loathing commissions. There are 5 needed to be colored, 1 needed to be finalized and colored.
2. Zo/San "field-of-flowers screwing" for the nice people at the One Piece Yaoi fandom.
3. Draw for the prompt on opyaoiscribble.
4. Start another drawing meme, cause ptps is so inspiring.
5. Elongated fic of Not-Glass Shoes (first posted in OPY100).

THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WHY IS IT SO SHORT?!

Current Mood: anxious

Ganked from suutkomgi.

( Asian Quiz )

Now add up your scores
and multiply by 2.
That's how Asian you are --- 62%

I thought I'd get higher.

Am I the only one who thinks a deck of Organization XIII cards (drawn by yours truely, or a collaboration would be awesome, but a hassle to orgainize) would be an AWESOME idea? You know, one per number? And for jokers, we could have Sora and Riku (opps, no more space for Kairi. Oh well, she was such an undeveloped character anyway).

God, I'm such a genius. I think they would sell well.

Now all I need is to draw them, run them off at Kinko's on some playing card paper, and someone over 18 to market them at inflated prices for kids with too much money. *glances hopefully at f-list* Anyone in? Hmmm?

Or if not, what do you think of the idea? Good idea or not?

Marvel at my mad photoshop skills. I did a before and after (like a diet, lawds) of some random Temari cosplayer. Fat, then skinny. Image taken from 4chan.

( Onward to the shopping! )

Current Mood: creative

...And I frankly don't give a shit. I've watched about 0.25 episodes of his show, but I now know all the details of his death, yay.

He's dead. Oh noes.

So watch this: http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/39635603/ (it's a 20 second parody of Erwin's death, btw) and read the comments. Every single retard there is making a huge deal over it. Uhm, yeah. He's just one guy. I find it ironic that people are getting all worked up about the death of one guy on TV while a 12-people serial killing barely gets any publicity.

Besides, this is some of the least sacreligeous Steve Irwin death I've seen. It's kind of funny, not laugh-out-loud but merely for entertainment. If they're so hell-bent on destroying the evil that is ironic humor, maybe people should root out the source of this evil and purge it from the internet. Better yet, delete the internet. That'd make everyone happy.

I'll take the First, plzthx.
(For you british, first amendment = freedom of speech)

Current Mood: Biatch, back off.

Ho-hum. More of the mafia series (Zoro and Nami - I'm doing them in the order that they joined the Strawhat Pirates).


( I worked a lot harder on these than the last one... )

BY THE WAY, I AM ALWAYS ALWAYS OPEN FOR CRITIQUE AND MY FEELINGS WILL NOT BE HURT IF YOU VERBALLY BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF ME.

Current Mood: bouncy
Current Music: My birds chirping and being happy.

Yeah, more art! Today you get EVEN MORE ONE PIECE, and a half-assed Dante head. Yey. I should be studying for tests!


( Cut for Mafia Luffy and a Dante headshot. )

Current Mood: indifferent
Current Music: Ave Maria